The Lazy Loaf
Characterized by the lack of drive and ambition, the lazy loaf can be very irritating. Plenty of couch sitting, television watching and video game playing, coupled with sloppy eating habits, and sloppy clothing depict the lazy loaf.
Not caring extensively and never helping others with any chores or errands of any variation are chief attributes of this individual. This person makes a lousy roommate and can make a useless friend due to the lack of consideration.
They often talk about big dreams or ideas, but never act on them, and then complain about how unlucky they are and how nothing ever works out for them. Hey, they usually have some good movie recommendations, though!